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Date of Birth: 12/01/1935




 

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I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!
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What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
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His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
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In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.
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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
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I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
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Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
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Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
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I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
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I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
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Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
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I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
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I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
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If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
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I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
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Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
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Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.
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Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
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If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
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I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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