I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.