I don't like guys who will lie down and take it. I want someone who'll fight back. I like people who can argue well.
Why is it that when we get older, we get more fearful?
I have these big piano-playing hands. I feel like I should be picking potatoes.
I have a thing for red-haired Irish boys, as we know.
Everyone told me to pass on Speed because it was a 'bus movie.'
After a while, you have no idea how old you are because you've lied so many times.
There's something sexy about a gut. Not a 400-pound beer gut, but a little paunch. I love that.
I've been in enough films where the studio wanted that extra little cuteness to make it sellable.
I have an expensive hobby: buying homes, redoing them, tearing them down and building them up the way they want to be built. I want to be an architect.
I think every human being has a level of melancholy in life and in general.
Falling in love-you should go with it, regardless of whether or not your heart gets smashed. You'll be a better person.
Everyone does things for love.
Does age matter? Time doesn't matter.
I've done all my tricks. I'm tired of myself.
I can install toilets. I know all about the wax ring. I can tile floors. I'm learning how to do basic wiring.
My first review for the TV movie The Bionic Showdown said I was as interesting as a bus ride.
I'm a true believer in karma. You get what you give, whether it's bad or good.
I've lived next door to people all my life. I don't know how cute they think I am.
Women are like ovens. We need 5 to 15 minutes to heat up.
Makeup is scary. When I do it myself, it's just mascara, and sometimes I forget even to do that.
Don't corral me, and I'll always come home. Just let me go out and play during the day.
Great acting may be a turn-on, but it won't make me fantasize about the person for a week.
Free is the best. Anything free is good.
The joke or the pratfall is easy for me to do.
I've made mistakes, and I know why I made them, but I made that choice. Nobody's ever made a choice for me.