I'm very, very concerned about the Bush presidency. I'm worried about the kinds of cuts in domestic programs that mean something to a lot of people, including members of my family, who depend on certain things from the government.
To be in a couple, do you have to put your single self on a shelf?
Can you make a mistake and miss your fate?
Balls are to men what purses are to women.
Can you really forgive if you can't forget?
You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit.
I know that he Matthew Broderick doesn't have his laundry done, and that he hasn't had a hot meal in days. That stuff weighs on my mind.
A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!
Maybe our mistakes are what make our fate.
So many roads. So many detours. So many choices. So many mistakes.
I like my money right where I can see it... hanging in my closet.
After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and reboot.
When men attempt bold gestures, generally it's considered romantic. When women do it, it's often considered desperate or psycho.
I don't judge others. I say if you feel good with what you're doing, let your freak flag fly.
It's like the riddle of the Sphinx... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?
When it comes to life and love, why do we believe our worst reviews?
Do we need distance to get close?
When real people fall down in life, they get right back up and keep walking.
In a relationship, when does the art of compromise become compromising?
Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be.
I write about sex, not love. What do I know about love?
I don't believe in email. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up.
If two people have only one thought between them, something is very wrong.
Are we simply romantically challenged, or are we sluts?
Every once in awhile, a girl has to indulge herself.