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Type: Actress
Nationality: American
Date of Birth: 28/06/1946
Date of Death: 20/05/1989




 

Gilda Radner Quotes

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If humor was the foundation of my life, men were definitely the first floor.
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I'd rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're first to be rescued off sinking ships.
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Dreams are like paper, they tear so easily.
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Doctors are whippersnappers in ironed white coats
who spy up your rectums and look down your throats.
And press you and poke you with sterilized tools
and stab at solutions that pacify fools.
I used to revere them and do what they said
till I learned what they learned on was already dead.
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I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity.
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There is no real security except for whatever you build inside yourself.
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Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next. Delicious ambiguity.
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Fame changes a lot of things, but it can't change a light bulb.
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It's such an act of optimism to get through a day and enjoy it and laugh and do all that without thinking about death. What spirit human beings have!
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While we have the gift of life, it seems to me the only tragedy is to allow part of us to die - whether it is our spirit, our creativity or our glorious uniqueness.
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It's always something...
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I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end.
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Comedy is very controlling - you are making people laugh.
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I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.
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