The hardest problem of a girl's life is to find out why a man seems bored if she doesn't respond to him, and frightened if she does.
Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?
Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar, a custom which is still continued.
A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.
It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing.
A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one.