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Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one.
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It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
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'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read.
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George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth. He could not even lie.
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The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
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The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.
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The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.
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It is not best that we should all think alike; it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races.
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It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.
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Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
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There are lies, damned lies and statistics.
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The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
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The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
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Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold.
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Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.
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Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
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Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it.
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I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.
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The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
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All generalizations are false, including this one.
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Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.
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Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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