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Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.
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There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress.
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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
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The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.
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The educated Southerner has no use for an 'R', except at the beginning of a word.
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We have the best government that money can buy.
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Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream.
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Don't let schooling interfere with your education.
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A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.
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Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.
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Necessity is the mother of taking chances.
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The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
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I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.
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We are all alike, on the inside.
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Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.
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Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.
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Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
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Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
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It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
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