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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
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I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time.
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He is now rising from affluence to poverty.
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Words are only painted fire; a look is the fire itself.
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Be careless in your dress if you will, but keep a tidy soul.
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When in doubt tell the truth.
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Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins.
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Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
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One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
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There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one: keep from telling their happinesses to the unhappy.
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It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people.
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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.
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What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.
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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
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Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks.
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Grief can take care if itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.
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Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we."
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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Why shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense.
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