Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.
It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.
Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written.
Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied.
The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it.
A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.
No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon.
I've never let my school interfere with my education.
Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
The Public is merely a multiplied "me."
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
When red-haired people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.
The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner.
The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
Lord save us all from a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms.
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.