I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
All right, then, I'll go to hell.
Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.
It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.
Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.
Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.