Home Daily Quotes Topics Pictures Favorite Authors All Authors Author Types

Popular Topics Love
Life
Funny
Famous
Inspirational


Follow us also on:
Follow us on Facebook Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Google+ Follow us on Tumblr Follow us on Pinterest

Link To Us


Author Info:

Type: Comedian
Nationality: American
Date of Birth: 04/12/1947


 

David Letterman Quotes > Iraq's elite Republican Guard...

Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Share on Pinterest


Iraq's elite Republican Guard is doing so badly they're changing their name to the Democratic Guard.
David Letterman

Related Quotes

I arrived in Hollywood without having my nose fixed, my teeth capped, or my name changed. That is very gratifying to me.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Barbra Streisand

I have an older sister named Haley and she wanted to be an actress. So I wanted to be an actress. It's really funny the way that some people don't give kids enough credit for like really being driven, and really wanting to do things so badly.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Hilary Duff

The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother's always a Democrat.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Robert Frost

In a change of masters the poor change nothing except their master's name.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Phaedrus

I'm neither Democrat nor Republican.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Calvin Klein

The great thing about the business is how Darwinian it is. We have to swim or die - if you are found wanting over a period of time, you've either got to change what you're doing or find something else to do.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Steven Soderbergh

Worldly fame is but a breath of wind that blows now this way, and now that, and changes name as it changes direction.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Dante Alighieri

Motherhood change me because it is so fundamental what you're doing for another person. And you are able to do even though it takes a lot.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Meg Ryan

I'm doing it because I choose it. And if it's not working, I can make a change.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Alanis Morissette

And whenever I'm in a situation where I'm wearing the same as 600 other people and doing the same thing as 600 other people, looking back, I always found ways to make myself different, whether it be having a red lining inside of my jacket, having red shoes, it hasn't changed.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Jeremy Irons

I never liked the name Eldred. Since nobody knew me in New York, I just changed to my middle name.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Gregory Peck

I think it's not a femme fatale when someone is not doing it to manipulate men or be like a black widow. She loves him. She does it out of love. She wants him so badly to stay with her.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Salma Hayek

Words do not change their meanings so drastically in the course of centuries as, in our minds, names do in the course of a year or two.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Marcel Proust

It changed me more than anything else. You don't want to get to that place where you're the adult and you're palpably in the next generation. And, this shoved me into that.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Gwyneth Paltrow

I'm a Gemini, so I change my mind every day.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Natalie Portman

How vain, without the merit, is the name.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Homer

Oh yes, yes they did, but it came from a long time ago, it was not possible for me to change it. Me and the style, we have grown together.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Haile Gebrselassie

Doing nothing is happiness for children and misery for old men.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Victor Hugo

The weeds keep multiplying in our garden, which is our mind ruled by fear. Rip them out and call them by name.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Sylvia Browne

I try to contrast; life today is full of contrast... We have to change.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Gianni Versace

I was born in 1942, so I was mainly aware of Howard Hughes' name on RKO Radio Pictures.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Martin Scorsese

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Oscar Wilde

I think it's better when you're natural, when you just do whatever you want, instead of doing classes where I see all these other people holding back because they've been trained with certain skills or techniques. I'm like, whatever.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Gisele Bundchen

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answered to, in the strongest conjuration.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Charles Dickens

I have my faults, but changing my tune is not one of them.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Samuel Beckett


Popular Authors Buddha
Osho
Kahlil Gibran
Socrates
Albert Einstein


Browse Authors
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z