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Type: Actress
Nationality: American
Date of Birth: 28/06/1946
Date of Death: 20/05/1989


 

Gilda Radner Quotes > Doctors are whippersnappers...

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Doctors are whippersnappers in ironed white coats
who spy up your rectums and look down your throats.
And press you and poke you with sterilized tools
and stab at solutions that pacify fools.
I used to revere them and do what they said
till I learned what they learned on was already dead.
Gilda Radner

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