I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through.
Let a man get up and say, Behold, this is the truth, and instantly I perceive a sandy cat filching a piece of fish in the background. Look, you have forgotten the cat, I say.
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.
Time spent with cats is never wasted.
If you call a cat, he may not come. Which doesn't happen with dogs. They're different types of animals. Cats are very sexy I think too in the way they move.
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
We can certainly go further than cats, but why should it be that our brains are somehow so suited to the universe that our brains will be able to understand the deepest workings?
I take care of my flowers and my cats. And enjoy food. And that's living.
I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.
When I play with my cat, how do I know that she is not passing time with me rather than I with her?
Man wishes woman to be peaceable, but in fact she is essentially warlike, like the cat.
The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
No matter how hard you try to teach your cat general relativity, you're going to fail.
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.