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And on the highest throne in the world, we still sit only on our own bottom.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Michel de Montaigne

Man may be considered as a superior species of animal that produces philosophies and poems in about the same way a silkworm produces their cocoons and bees their hives
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Hippolyte Taine

I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Stephen King

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Bill Hicks

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Robert Frost

Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter George Orwell

No, this trick won't work... How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Albert Einstein

People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Dale Carnegie

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Albert Einstein

People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Ellen DeGeneres

The greater part of the world's troubles are due to questions of grammar.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Michel de Montaigne

I quote others only to better express myself.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Albert Einstein

Comedy is ridiculously hard. And if the rhythm is not right, if the music or the line is not right, it's not funny.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Julianne Moore

I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Angelina Jolie

Whoever will be cured of ignorance, let him confess it.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Michel de Montaigne

It's fun to be hopelessly in love. It's dangerous, but it's fun.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Keanu Reeves

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter William Somerset Maugham

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Woody Allen

I love acting, but it's much more fun taking the kids to the zoo.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Nicole Kidman

That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Jimmy Kimmel

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Hippolyte Taine

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny.'
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Isaac Asimov

My life has been full of terrible misfortunes, most of which never happened.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Michel de Montaigne

Memories are doing funny things to us.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Milos Forman



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