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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Isaac Asimov

God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Voltaire

So, I'm the Eighth Wonder of the World. It's flattering and very, very funny.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Eva Longoria

The only advice my Dad's given me is: If you ain't having fun, it ain' working, so always have fun with what you're doing. If you don't love it then there's no reason to do it. And don't do it for fame or money- do it because it's something that you feel is right.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Miley Cyrus

If you are ambitious you are political. Your ambition may take the form of religion, but the politics is there. Then you are competing with other saints.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Osho

We study ourselves three weeks, we love each other three months, we squabble three years, we tolerate each other thirty years, and then the children start all over again
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Hippolyte Taine

Why is it that nobody understands me and everybody likes me?
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Albert Einstein

I have reached an age when, if someone tells me to wear socks, I don't have to.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Albert Einstein

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
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