The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'
God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
So, I'm the Eighth Wonder of the World. It's flattering and very, very funny.
The only advice my Dad's given me is: If you ain't having fun, it ain' working, so always have fun with what you're doing. If you don't love it then there's no reason to do it. And don't do it for fame or money- do it because it's something that you feel is right.
If you are ambitious you are political. Your ambition may take the form of religion, but the politics is there. Then you are competing with other saints.
We study ourselves three weeks, we love each other three months, we squabble three years, we tolerate each other thirty years, and then the children start all over again
Why is it that nobody understands me and everybody likes me?
I have reached an age when, if someone tells me to wear socks, I don't have to.
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.