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And on the highest throne in the world, we still sit only on our own bottom.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Michel de Montaigne

Humor is the most engaging cowardice.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Robert Frost

Few people know how to take a walk. The qualifications are endurance, plain clothes, old shoes, an eye for nature, good humor, vast curiosity, good speech, good silence, and nothing too much.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Ralph Waldo Emerson

Absurdity is what I like most in life, and there's humor in struggling in ignorance. If you saw a man repeatedly running into a wall until he was a bloody pulp, after a while it would make you laugh because it becomes absurd.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter David Lynch

In truth, politeness is artificial good humor, it covers the natural want of it, and ends by rendering habitual a substitute nearly equivalent to the real virtue.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Thomas Jefferson

Down the road, I'll probably have a kid or two or three. And there will probably be political events or spiritual things to comment on, and humor.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Alanis Morissette

The secret to humor is surprise.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Aristotle

My life has been full of terrible misfortunes, most of which never happened.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Michel de Montaigne

What we're doing is fun - if you have any sense of humor at all!
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Calvin Klein

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Mark Twain

One of the things that binds us as a family is a shared sense of humor.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Ralph Fiennes

The comic is the perception of the opposite; humor is the feeling of it.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Umberto Eco

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Mark Twain

The greater part of the world's troubles are due to questions of grammar.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Michel de Montaigne

I've got a great sense of humor.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Anthony Hopkins

If you find a saint who has no sense of humour, then he is not a saint at all.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Osho

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Virginia Woolf

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter William Somerset Maugham

Whoever will be cured of ignorance, let him confess it.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Michel de Montaigne

Humor was not important only for me, humor was important for this nation for centuries, to survive, you know.
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Milos Forman


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