And on the highest throne in the world, we still sit only on our own bottom.
Humor is the most engaging cowardice.
Few people know how to take a walk. The qualifications are endurance, plain clothes, old shoes, an eye for nature, good humor, vast curiosity, good speech, good silence, and nothing too much.
Absurdity is what I like most in life, and there's humor in struggling in ignorance. If you saw a man repeatedly running into a wall until he was a bloody pulp, after a while it would make you laugh because it becomes absurd.
In truth, politeness is artificial good humor, it covers the natural want of it, and ends by rendering habitual a substitute nearly equivalent to the real virtue.
Down the road, I'll probably have a kid or two or three. And there will probably be political events or spiritual things to comment on, and humor.
The secret to humor is surprise.
My life has been full of terrible misfortunes, most of which never happened.
What we're doing is fun - if you have any sense of humor at all!
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
One of the things that binds us as a family is a shared sense of humor.
The comic is the perception of the opposite; humor is the feeling of it.
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.
The greater part of the world's troubles are due to questions of grammar.
I've got a great sense of humor.
If you find a saint who has no sense of humour, then he is not a saint at all.
Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
Whoever will be cured of ignorance, let him confess it.
Humor was not important only for me, humor was important for this nation for centuries, to survive, you know.