If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it. Stan Laurel
People have always loved our pictures. I guess that's because they saw how much love we put into them. Stan Laurel
Crazy humor was always my type of humor, but it's the quiet kind of craziness I like. The rough type of nut humor like The Marx Brothers I could never go for. Stan Laurel
A friend once asked me what comedy was. That floored me. What is comedy? I don't know. Does anybody? Can you define it? All I know is that I learned how to get laughs, and that's all I know about it. You have to learn what people will laugh at, then proceed accordingly. Stan Laurel
What business do we have telling people who to vote for? They probably know more about it than we do. Stan Laurel
